bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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