i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
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Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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