I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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