we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Randomize
