Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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