it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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