Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Everclear isn't food dammit
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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