shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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