But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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