My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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