i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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