normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
party gras won. party gras always wins.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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