i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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