sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
