It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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