ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
And then my night got REAL pukey
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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