She said her name was "party"
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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