What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
We're not piercing ourselves today.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
