So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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