Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Watching her eat just hurts me
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
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