I wannas sexs uuuuu
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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