his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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