i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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