I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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