I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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