We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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