I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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