Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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