It's just like the Real World with babies
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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