i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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