This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
The power of my boobs compel you
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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