But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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