In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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