If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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