This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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