You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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