I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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