my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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