lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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