Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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