He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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