no. you can't hotbox the world.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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