Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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