YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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