What a fucking waste of an outfit
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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