come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
