At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Randomize