coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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