so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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