I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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