Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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