Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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