he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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