i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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