Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
this will be a night to untag.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
How external is "for external use only"?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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