Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize