So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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